What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:02

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.